Agony Uncle Answers

Following my request a few posts ago for any problems that you readers might need answering I received a mail from Mr Sammy Bear regarding preparations before anal.

He wrote:

Hi there -- I've just started getting into anal sex and to prepare for my return to Chicago to my boyfriend I went out and bought an 8-1/2 5 dildo that I've been stuffin up my ass.

The question is about cleanliness.  I haven't found a definite answer ..... one night I douched 5 times and yet when I finished plunging the dildo into my ass it still had watery shit on it ..... I've not tried any more then 5 times.  I want to be clean.  So clean -- that when someone fucks me and I do down to his dick to clean it off I'm okay, safe and not grossed out.  Please do help me.  I'll be back in Chicago end of October and want to make sure I have this down.

Thank you.  Love reading your blog.  Nicely written and always interesting.

Firstly, thank you very much for your question.  I apologise for not answering sooner.  Unfortunately, as I've mentioned a few times in my blog my experience of receiving cock is somewhat limited.  But in my experience I would suggest the best thing to do is an enema.  I'm not sure if that's what you mean by "douching".  The simplest way to do it is to remove the showerhead and gently insert the tip of the shower pipe inside your arse.  Make sure that you turn the force of the water down so that it's not too strong.  I also recommend using warm water - nothing too hot or too cold. 

If you have inserted it properly you should feel a heavy feeling as you "fill up" with water.  After a few seconds, remove the hose and your body will begin to expel the water with any waste that may be lurking inside.  You could repeat that a couple of times.  You should remain in the shower for a while afterwards to make sure all the water has left your body.

Other than using plenty of soap and making sure that you are as clean as possible there, there's not much else I can think of.  If any readers have other and better solutions, I'd be happy to hear them.

On a more practical note, if you know when you are likely to be meeting, I guess you could change your diet a few days before to ensure that your body is in good order before you meet.  Your dildo definitely sounds big and the possibility of "remnants" being found on it or whatever else is put inside you is basically an occupational hazard.  I don't think it's possible to guarantee 100% cleanliness during this kind of act. 

I think the most important thing is that as long as you feel clean and relaxed while being fucked, you should be OK.

Good luck and have fun.

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